I hope nobody's got an appointment with the optician coming up, because you might find yourselves freaking out when she asks you to read the little eye chart. Don your GM2020s, everyone... it's time to Just Say No Fun!

It's not Halloween, but lets get our George Bush masks on, make some popcorn and enjoy such classics as the Bloody Revenge of the Mummies Curse. If you're going to bite the remote control, make sure you're dressed warmly and have comfortable shoes on, because otherwise you may find yourself starring in... Scariest Home Videos.

Hold on to your loose change, take a tight grip on your socks, and accept that your ball point pen caps are gone forever, because tonight we're taking a trip behind the numbers seven and eight dryers at the Eeriemat, and visiting the Bureau of Lost. Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to watch... the Losers!

Strap on your Sky Monsters part 2 (with bubble sole!), and strut like a sky-walking machine down to First Eerie Savings to sing 99 Bottles of Beer with Mister Wilson. Ladies, gentlemen, ain't it good to know you got a friend? Put your white plastic cash dispensing hands together for... ATM with a Heart of Gold!

Welcome back to the Eerie, Indiana 2020 rewatch. This Friday, give your dog the side-eye and pray that doorknobs will be enough to save us. Ladies and gentlemen, keep the Canine Arrest Team on speed-dial, because it's time to watch... The Retainer!

Rock out your fifties hairstyles, make sure your lids are sealed tight, and enjoy vacuum-fresh food, because the 2020 Eerie Indiana rewatch kicks off tonight with the pilot episode that made half of us afraid of packed lunches... ladies and gentlemen, fire up your DVD players, and let's watch: Foreverware!

Rene Auberjonois played a disgusting and villainous businessman called The Donald in Bob Balaban's episode of Eerie, Indiana, called Zombies in PJs. Check it out if you can.

Thanks Rene, and goodbye. pic.twitter.com/oTjyc6E4jI
- Fred Connelly (@brendonconnelly) December 8, 2019

Rest in peace, @reneauberjonois .

AKA "The Donald" from Eerie, Indiana. #eerieindiana pic.twitter.com/09cl0ev2e8
- Amusing holiday name 🇳🇴 (@Stan_Strange) December 9, 2019

Gauntlet thrown NBC. Reboot Erie, Indiana, you cowards! https://t.co/OwAxIW24HE
- Trevor Knoblich (@MobileTrevor) September 15, 2019

lol yes do it @joe_dante #JoséRivera @UnrealKarl the one about reading dogs' minds oh buddy https://t.co/89CpBqS3G0
- Radio Brian (@BDFMRadio) September 20, 2019

Time for a reboot! #bringbackeerieindiana https://t.co/jCH3KPi8mz
- Karl Schaefer (@UnrealKarl) December 7, 2019

Where can you watch it?
- FrankMBumbalo (@FrankieBoom) December 7, 2019

Amazon https://t.co/l33eFJyzLa
- Karl Schaefer (@UnrealKarl) December 7, 2019

Thanks! I want my kids to watch it. Anything with twins sleeping in Tuber-ware is a ( Read more... )